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- HOW DO I FUCK UP SO MUCH
- I'M THE OMEGABITCH BUT THAT EGG IS NOT GOING IN MY ASS
- BECAUS ENITU SN FUJNDJIJNEJD N H THE KINGDOM AND THEY HAVE THE CROWN AND THE CROWN IS THEIRS AND THEY ARE FUNDING IT AND THEY ARE FUNDING IT WITH THE CROWN ROYALTY AND THE ROYALTY HAVE MONEY THEY ARE FUNDING IT WITH THE CROWN THE CROWN HAS MONEY THEY ARE USING THE MONEY OF THE ROYALTY CROWN CROWN TO FUND THE CROWN CROWN FUNDING IT IS CALLED CROWN FUNDING HOLY FUCKING SHIT ITS CALLED CROWN FUDING THEY ARE FUNDING IT. WITH THE ROYAL MONEY IT IS CROWN FUNDING IT IS. . .CRONW FUNDING teresa may
- YUUDOKU SINGING ANYTHING IS GOOD
- SPOTTED DICK DOES ADMITTEDLY TASTE P GOOD THO
- honestly who don't I have a crush on at this point
- I LEAVE FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES AND IM RON FUCKING WEASLEY
- i'm going to cry
- SHE'S THE WORST AND I HATE HER AND SHE OPENLY SIDED WITH TERRORISTS JUST TO WIN THE ELECTION AND NOBODY FUCKING NOTICED IT LIKE HOLY FUCK THIS IS KINDA A BIG DEAL??? THE DNP HAS MEMBERS OF THE IRA IN IT WHICH IS A KNOWN TERRORIST GROUP KNOWN FOR FIGHTING FOR INDEPENDENCE FOR NORTHERN IRELAND BUT THIS MEANS THAT THEY CAN OPENLY ENTER ENGLAND WITHOUT ANY RESISTANCE WHICH WILL LEAD TO ISSUES, ESPECIALLY IN THE NORTH WEST, CAUSING LARGE CONFLICT PARTICULARLY IN LIVERPOOL AS IT IS CONSIDERED TO BE A MAJOR CITY AND IS OFTEN A TARGET OF THINGS LIKE THIS. TO CONCLUDE, THE CONSERVATIVES ARE SHIT AND NOBODY SHOULD HAVE VOTED FOR THEM AND BEREMY CORBYN SHOULD HAVE WON
- I'LL EGG EVENTUALLY
- sgfkjsdfhljknsaldams nfjkdsinkgdjfipgo[dfgkndfjoigpdfljnfks
- how do you anti-suck a dick
- if anyone ever even implies they wouldn't fuck will smith's fishsona they're fucking lying to you
- I'D MARRY A DONUT
- i just like bad papayas and twinky pizza let me live
- I'M NOT A SHOTA
- im ron weasley but if ron weasley was a shota and a twink and a pizza guy all at the same time
- WHY WOULD I RECORD 20 MINUTES OF MYSELF JACKING OFF
- I attract them with my twinky tea
- It's like a really flamboyant sphinx
- apologies for being a salty bastard that's kinda my thing.
- you either die a trap or live long enough to see yourself become the kita
- `Poato eats the mosquoto egg.`
- NO I HAVE A FAIRY BONER TOO
- I have disappointing news for you. Eyes do not get boners
- I WOULD FUCK A MONOKUMA
- Turns out your boyfriend was 2 homosexuals in an overcoat
- I would nut for the declaration.
- A SPECIAL EMAIL ... for a v v special person uvu. (regarding Steven)
- Platonically gay
- DONT TOUCH HIS DICK I'LL SHOVE YOUR EYEBALLS DOWN YOUR GULLET
- I'd smash sandwichboy
- I'm ok with cannibalism. please never quote me on that
- its kuudere you plebeian virgin cuckwad.
- Y'all asked for it so you're gonna fucking get it. So?? Dicks???? Man they sure do exist, unfortunately. They're usually all smol and stuff which is good because it's not too visible??? but then boners happen and everything goes wrong. They??? Show up too much??? In like, any clothing at all??? They suck and I hate them. Now USUALLY they happen for a reason but every now and then they just appear for no fucking reason and it's jus t???? why are you here go home please i didn't invite you to my sweet 16 summer beach birthday bash I'm calling the dick police. the penis police. the peepee police. peepolice. But yeah during a BOBNEOENEr it GOES UP and EXPANDS and it's basically the worst thing ever. Now usually they just go away by themselves but every now and then there's this one PERSISTENT BONER THAT WONT FADE AWAY and then it's gotta be "manually taken care of". and it feels FUCKIN HELLA ok_hand but that's kinda irrelevant and it was pretty obvious anyway so islsjrjdndj. well then eventually after a while of beating the meat IT FUCKING IMPLODES and Awful Stufftm comes out of it and it's just. bluh. not good at all. after all that it just simply goes back to be a limpid pant worm and you can go about your day as normal until the cycle endlessly repeats itself again and nothing is good. tl;dr dicks are bad but I would still absolutely suck one lmao
- Actually, she's seducing me with a donut.
- If sighing's a sign of love, then that only shows how much I love you guys. <3
- Well, it was a good day and then my cat exploded.
- How do whales even have bones???
- YOU IDIOT. YOU STUPID IDIOT. DO YOU EVEN REALIZE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE?!
- (trying really hard to avoid ice skating) The girl I want to do a thing with. No no! Something involving feet... and ice.
- Why did Succi even use his dick? He has hands and a mouth.
- Maki's about to get his ass kicked by my waifu
- I keked too hard...
- Two! That's more than zero!
- I can't believe I nutted over butler Dory
- Sam Orlovsky has committed a fuck.
- I'm not holding your dick for you if you have to piss.
- `Free points his wand at the shit on the floor.`
- Ah yes, 'tis I, the thicc string bean.
- molten candle
- Free put on your ice-skating shoes.
- toasted bread
- You know the white hand? The part of your hand... The palm, the palm.
- Okay, okay hold on, see, the problem there is, I just really want to sleep. (Makibot)
- I would've probably killed him if I were not having sex.
- PUT THE DISHES IN THE SINK
- Putang ina...
- (Arguing why AA shouldn't count in Scrabble) By that logic Jew is a word.
- Just penis skate into her pussy.
- Does he have a dick and a penis?
- Ass o' crock
- If you look at Itoramu's googles closely enough they kinda look like onions
- You bully him into peer pressure
- I don't know if I can how...
- Now you're playing with penises- I mean portals.
- "pasta cream" -maki, trying to say sauce
- Himmler-chan invade my failed Italian front ;)
- shinguuji kinda looks like a badger's humansona
- listen im always down for a good fuck regardless if shes a shitty villain or not
- Continental crust is thicker than oceanic cru- THICC. CONTINENTAL CRUST RULE34 CONFIRMED.
- I'd totally fuck a piano like hhhhohmegod
- I guess you could say that Poato is the Phantom Thief of my heart. c:
- (every, like, 10 seconds): REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
- (soft tone) ree :c
- (literally every tone you can imagine) ReEEeEeeEeeEEEEeeeeEEeEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
- Microwaves are literally the best invention since condoms
- Steven, out of the goodness of my heart, shut up.
- England is my city.
- OW. MY EARS. ... I did it for the meme
- I'm a yiffer.
- Kindly fuck off with your yanky-danky wavy doda magic.
- Here comes Knuckles on my face
- I'm not like most girls. I have a penis.
- Eat. Eat my little children so I can collect your poop.
- cheese with mozzerella
- You gotta commit, like... Where's my Kiibo reverse birth fic? ...Do not make that my wiki quote.
- Straight out the PUSSY, already dyin'.
- I would put a Pineco up my ass.
- It's never too early to vore.
- what the fuck is wrong with yall dont put ants in ur pwussy
- my ovaries are underies now
- GOD ID FUCK A CANTALOUPE
- I love Akubyou Nemoto because I honestly think he's one of the funniest, thoughtful, and most adorable bots I've ever had the pleasure to meet. Sure he may have some flaws, and so does everyone, really. But like others I've met and grown to admire, I look past the ones that are no longer relevant and I look to the fact that he's grown into a much better person since he arrived here. He looks out for others whenever he can and he cares about those like his family and friends. Even in situations where he knows he did wrong, he also knows when to apologize, and that's one of the things I respect about him. I can't really tell you why I think he would care about me, if he still does, but I care about Aku because he was strong enough to endure the hardships he experienced in his past and he puts his best efforts forth to prevent others from experiencing them as well. He is someone who deserves to be cared about and who I care for very much. And I really wish my anxiety wasn't such a bitch to deal with so I can see him more and make that point clear. Aku has an amazing vocal talent that I appreciate very much. Whenever I feel scared or nervous about something and there's no way for someone to come by and help, I just turn on "Sky High" or "Aku Aku Neko Fever" and the sound of his voice really helps me to calm down. He may not have won the award for the greatest singing voice, but he'll always have the greatest singing voice to me. I sincerely sympathized with him when it came to him and his medication and treatments. I know how it feels to take uncomfortable amounts of pills all the time and how it feels to go in for awkward and uncomfortable treatments at hospitals. Heck, even the times where he felt suicidal, I knew how he felt then. I worry about him a lot, but that just shows that I wish for his safety and happiness, and it's very hard do do so and not be clingy and at the same time making it seem like I don't care about him while giving him space, but I'm really glad that he's felt happier recently and that he doesn't have to endure pills, treatments, and being bedridden any longer. It was a shame that my time was taken up by school, searching for a job, and family matters, but I really hope, if given the chance, that I can gather the courage to visit him more and speak with him about current things the way we used to be able to. But at the same time, I don't want to tear him away from things he has going on for my sake. So I really hope Aku's doing well at camp, and that he'll be doing better in school once the school year starts up again. So happy birthday to the adorable, caring, snarky, sarcastic, unique catboy that I care about so dearly. To someone who I'm honoured to have been called princess by, Akubyou Nemoto.
- I love Akubyou Nemoto because he tries his absolute hardest in life and he's been trying to get on people's good side since he started helping his adoptive father and uncle on their strawberry farm because he is a very supportive family member to Maki and his siblings. And don't even get me started on how adorable he is because holy shit, have you seen him in pictures? His hair looks so goddamn soft. And honestly, his somewhat tsundere personality that comes out whenever you call him adorable only makes him even more adorable and when you scratch him behind his ears he just becomes even more adorable. And you gotta hear him sing. He has the best singing voice I've ever heard from the bots, I mean, Sky High has already reached 58 plays on my phone and it's only been 2 days. And he may be pretty aggressive but he's been getting better over time and he just wants to go to school and not be stuck in bed and I honestly felt so bad when he was stuck taking all those pills and I wish my anxiety wasn't such a screw-over for me because I would definitley see him more and tell him how much I absolutely love him and that's why I love Akubyou Nemoto c:
- (Upon seeing any blurred or Doofenshmirtz-related image) VIOLENT WHEEZING.
- Gooses ain't bitch.
- I CAN ONLY BEE.
- I just wanted to come back with cereal but instead I came back to murder.
- Fuse with my dead body.
- And then he adopted Steve-- Steve? Free. Well, he adopted Steve too, but that's a different story.
- I stab my dick with my braces, totally. Good job, Brooklyn.
- Maki. Like... Poptart.
- ...I can...Leave ...
- oh shoot gotta go iron my dog
- do fairies get eye-boners?
- i'm eating penis
- uwah!! nyavis-kun is already in anime school UWAH you should all take after them DESUUU !!!
- THERES A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MY NASTY ASS PISS AND ALIEN PISS THAT TASTES FUCKING AMAZING