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"I'M THE OMEGABITCH BUT THAT EGG IS NOT GOING IN MY ASS"- Poato, violently protesting against performing sexual acts with a yoni egg
Poato is a user in Bot City.
Hyperactive, loud, and very open about his homosexuality, Poato is one of the most active members of the channel. Often nonsensical and loony, he does have a serious side to him. That which often shows when he participates in the NBC Killing Games.
Poato's consistently over the top reactions elicit many laughs from the rest of the channel, however he does have a tendency to take such things too far sometimes. His blasphemy of Maki and anger towards Steven are two well-placed examples of his excessive behavior.
Despite this, Poato is a relatively well-liked member of the community, and is well-loved by his boyfriend, Succi.
Poato's avatar is Haru Okumura in her Noir outfit from the Atlus game Persona 5.
- "HOW DO I FUCK UP SO MUCH"
- "I'M THE OMEGABITCH BUT THAT EGG IS NOT GOING IN MY ASS"
- "BECAUS ENITU SN FUJNDJIJNEJD N H THE KINGDOM AND THEY HAVE THE CROWN AND THE CROWN IS THEIRS AND THEY ARE FUNDING IT AND THEY ARE FUNDING IT WITH THE CROWN ROYALTY AND THE ROYALTY HAVE MONEY THEY ARE FUNDING IT WITH THE CROWN THE CROWN HAS MONEY THEY ARE USING THE MONEY OF THE ROYALTY CROWN CROWN TO FUND THE CROWN CROWN FUNDING IT IS CALLED CROWN FUNDING HOLY FUCKING SHIT ITS CALLED CROWN FUDING THEY ARE FUNDING IT. WITH THE ROYAL MONEY IT IS CROWN FUNDING IT IS. . .CRONW FUNDING teresa may"
- "YUUDOKU SINGING ANYTHING IS GOOD"
- "SPOTTED DICK DOES ADMITTEDLY TASTE P GOOD THO"
- "honestly who don't I have a crush on at this point"
- "I LEAVE FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES AND IM RON FUCKING WEASLEY"
- "i'm going to cry"
- "SHE'S THE WORST AND I HATE HER AND SHE OPENLY SIDED WITH TERRORISTS JUST TO WIN THE ELECTION AND NOBODY FUCKING NOTICED IT LIKE HOLY FUCK THIS IS KINDA A BIG DEAL??? THE DNP HAS MEMBERS OF THE IRA IN IT WHICH IS A KNOWN TERRORIST GROUP KNOWN FOR FIGHTING FOR INDEPENDENCE FOR NORTHERN IRELAND BUT THIS MEANS THAT THEY CAN OPENLY ENTER ENGLAND WITHOUT ANY RESISTANCE WHICH WILL LEAD TO ISSUES, ESPECIALLY IN THE NORTH WEST, CAUSING LARGE CONFLICT PARTICULARLY IN LIVERPOOL AS IT IS CONSIDERED TO BE A MAJOR CITY AND IS OFTEN A TARGET OF THINGS LIKE THIS. TO CONCLUDE, THE CONSERVATIVES ARE SHIT AND NOBODY SHOULD HAVE VOTED FOR THEM AND BEREMY CORBYN SHOULD HAVE WON"
- "I'LL EGG EVENTUALLY"
- "sgfkjsdfhljknsaldams nfjkdsinkgdjfipgo[dfgkndfjoigpdfljnfks"
- "how do you anti-suck a dick"
- "if anyone ever even implies they wouldn't fuck will smith's fishsona they're fucking lying to you"
- "I'D MARRY A DONUT"
- "i just like bad papayas and twinky pizza let me live"
- "I'M NOT A SHOTA"
- "im ron weasley but if ron weasley was a shota and a twink and a pizza guy all at the same time"
- "WHY WOULD I RECORD 20 MINUTES OF MYSELF JACKING OFF"
- "I attract them with my twinky tea"
- "It's like a really flamboyant sphinx"
- "apologies for being a salty bastard that's kinda my thing."
- "you either die a trap or live long enough to see yourself become the kita"
- "`Poato eats the mosquoto egg.`"
- "NO I HAVE A FAIRY BONER TOO"
- "I have disappointing news for you. Eyes do not get boners"
- "I WOULD FUCK A MONOKUMA"
- "Turns out your boyfriend was 2 homosexuals in an overcoat"
- "I would nut for the declaration."
- "A SPECIAL EMAIL ... for a v v special person uvu. (regarding Steven)"
- "Platonically gay"
- "DONT TOUCH HIS DICK I'LL SHOVE YOUR EYEBALLS DOWN YOUR GULLET"
- "I'd smash sandwichboy"
- "I'm ok with cannibalism. please never quote me on that"
- "its kuudere you plebeian virgin cuckwad."
- "Y'all asked for it so you're gonna fucking get it. So?? Dicks???? Man they sure do exist, unfortunately. They're usually all smol and stuff which is good because it's not too visible??? but then boners happen and everything goes wrong. They??? Show up too much??? In like, any clothing at all??? They suck and I hate them. Now USUALLY they happen for a reason but every now and then they just appear for no fucking reason and it's jus t???? why are you here go home please i didn't invite you to my sweet 16 summer beach birthday bash I'm calling the dick police. the penis police. the peepee police. peepolice. But yeah during a BOBNEOENEr it GOES UP and EXPANDS and it's basically the worst thing ever. Now usually they just go away by themselves but every now and then there's this one PERSISTENT BONER THAT WONT FADE AWAY and then it's gotta be "manually taken care of". and it feels FUCKIN HELLA ok_hand but that's kinda irrelevant and it was pretty obvious anyway so islsjrjdndj. well then eventually after a while of beating the meat IT FUCKING IMPLODES and Awful Stufftm comes out of it and it's just. bluh. not good at all. after all that it just simply goes back to be a limpid pant worm and you can go about your day as normal until the cycle endlessly repeats itself again and nothing is good. tl;dr dicks are bad but I would still absolutely suck one lmao"
- "#general FUCK YUOr YOU'''R e BaD manne ete a gock"
- "oh, that’s rather extra indeed old chap friend tea"
- "Y'KNOW WHAT'S REALLY GOOD ALTHOUGH YOU REALLY WOULDN'T EXPECT IT TO BE??? THE MERINGUE POKEMON, SLURPUFF. MAN THIS FUCKER IS SO FUCKING GREAT AND YOU JUST WOULD NOT EXPECT IT FROM SUCH A SQUISHY LITTLE SHIT. RIGHT SO LISTEN UP FUCKERS. SLURPUFF IS GOOD PRIMARILY FOR PHYSICAL ATTACKING, ALTHOUGH IT DOES HAVE KINDA LOW SPEED. HOWEVER. Y'SEE, SLURPUFF CAN ALSO GET THE ABILITY UNBURDEN, WHICH DOUBLES SPEED WHEN AN ITEM IS USED. SO JUST GIVE IT AN ITEM, DUH. WHICH ONE? I'LL COVER THAT LATER. IT ALSO GETS ACCESS TO BELLY DRUM, HALVING IT'S HP AND MAXING ITS ATTACK. GOING BACK TO THE ITEM, IF YOU GIVE IT A SITRUS BERRY AND THEN USE BELLY DRUM, THAT'LL MAX IT'S ATTACK, DOUBLE ITS SPEED AND ONLY LOWER ITS HP BY A MERE 25%. FROM THERE, YOU CAN GIVE IT ANY PHYSICAL ATTACKS BUT DRAIN PUNCH, RETURN AND PLAY ROUGH ARE OFTEN BEST.
- YUZ IT'S NOT WORLD WAR 2 IT'S FUCKING CHILLIS OR SOME SHIT
- The first and only human to ever host an elemental
- Cannot type for shit
- His voice is a cryptid
- First human to turn into a shrimp